Thursday, October 30, 2008

THINGS I WANNA DO IN LIFE BEFORE I DIE.

ok...evryone readin this...u noe wat im gonna blog bout liao lorr~ itz bout THINGS I WANNA DO IN LIFE BEFORE I DIE.
hahahaha....mayb some of u will think im crazy cz now 14 oni edi think bout stuff like dat...xD
but den...itz sumting veri interesting to think of niaa~ since i alwyz so boring niaa...now think bout stuff like dat...at least my otak ada guna...WAHAHAHAHA~ some of my ideas are reli crazy niaa...too kuajiong...xD but den...itz fun marr~ datz y i gt those idea.... Photobucket
ok...so here goes~



01. GET MARRIED. [ dun laugh larr....itz normal...=P ]
02. HAVE SEX. [ dun b surprised...evryone has their own desires...hahahaha~ ]
03. HAVE CHILDREN. [ dey'r cute...i wan 2boyxz,1gurl...=P ]
04. GIVING BIRTH DA NATURAL WAY. [ not evryone can experience this kinda pain...itz a pain worth feeling... ]
05. BUNGEE JUMPING. [ itz exciting...muz try~ ]
06. KISS A GURL. [ which i alrdy did...ehh...feels veri nice wan arr..gurlx have soft lips...nice to kiss...hehehehe~ ]
07. KISS UNDER DA RAIN. [ aihh...this wan haven try yet...muz try larr...sure nice wan...xD ]
08. STAY AWAKE 48HRS STRAIGHT. [ anyone tried this before? ]
09. GET DRUNK. [ interesting eh? ]
10. PARTTAAYY ALL NITE. [ woooohoooo~ when i get outta home...sure gonna do it~ ]
11. TRY SMOKING A CIGRATTE AT LEAST ONCE. [ dun worri...i'll not get addicted to it...xP ]
12. LAY DOWN UNDER DA STARS AT NITE WIT DA ONE I LOVE. [ i noe...so sweet~ ]
13. CHEW/EAT SOMEONE ELSE'S GUM/SWEET. [ hahahahaha...i noe...this one'z reli crazy...xD ]
14. GO TO A BIG CONCERT. [ i went to a small concert before..now wanna go big big wan~ =P ]
15. SEE A SHOWER OF METEORS WIT DA ONE I LOVE. [ eventho itz quite impossible to see a shower of meteors... ]


well...datz da few thingx i wanna do~ ryt now...can think until here oni...xD mayb nxt time gt sumore den go add larr~ HAHAHAHAHA~
mayb u guyx shld go try n list down nehh...itz fun~ hehehehe~ Photobucket
wuuuuuuuhhhhhuuuuuuu~~~ ytd go sch so cham....TT____________TT

all my gang of fwenxz pun bo lai...all oso leave me alone gu dan dan......... TT___________TT

so bad...no go sch oso no tell me....sobxz...left me alone~ in sch~ singin' "LONELY~ IM SO LONELY~ I HAVE NOBODY~ ALL ON MY OWN~ OHHHH~~ "
Photobucket soooooo cham....aihhh....whole day in sch...macam soh po oni....me ben lai oso soh po liao ge larrr....now nobody pei me sumore...alone walk here walk there...1000x more like soh po.....==

aihhh...lucky when ppl go study BC...i go library...lucky my sista there...at least she can pei me.... >.<>Photobucket lalala~ at least i get to noe some of my subjex de markx larrr...my BM get 87%~~~ WEEEE~ =P so hapi~ i tot i was gonna get low markx sumore....cz those karangan part....i alot oso duno...all simply do....WAHAHAHAHA~ but den lehh...get my Science paper....aihh~ get 74%~ oso not bad larrr...since i so many question oso duno wan...all simply agak agak...den simply go write...can get B oso gud dee~~ HOHOHOHOHOHO~ da science teacher veri ma fan wan niaa....gt one question...actually da full mark if answer all those subjective questionx for dat particular question is get 8markx...i gt oni 1/8...............==
y?? duhhh....bcz da stupid teacher write... "Based on your observations below,write down the characteristics of the animals. " stupid question........== i ma go write those arr..warm-blooded..cold-blooded...stuff like dat larr...LOGIC marrr..............== den...da stupid teacher give wrong...Y??? bcz nid to b "BASED ON YOUR OBSERVATIONS..." IIISSSSHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
den like dat jao wrong jorr....== aihhh...no yuan fen wit Science is like dat ge larr...aihh....dun k larr~ get B oso VERI VERI geng lorr~~ =P
well...ytd me in sch...alone gu dan dan niaa...so veri boring...so cincai go talk wit ppl de marr...so...gt one part when i go talk talk wit Gan Siew Ling (GSL)...we were talkin bout dat stupid chao ah gua niaa...jz in case sum ppl duno hu 'chao ah gua' is...he is a stupid idiot...named ALVIN LAM...(even his name oso so horrible........==)...n he damn fukin fan wan...like dog oni...small small disiplin prob den wanna report wan...idiotic...da worst idiot in da world wan...== n moz important...HE IS DAMN FUKIN YONGSUI I TELL U!! can say moz yongsui in da whole world...xD
well...here'z our short conversation bout him...

SizuKa : aihhh....i oso dun understand larr...y in this world...gt sum idiot like him wan...so damn irritating wan...
GSL : yalorrr...i oso dun reli like him larr...he veri...aihh...duno how to say him larrr....hard to xpress....==
SizuKa : YALARRRR!!! he is such a fukin idiot....== evryting oso his goddamned business...patt dou sei....==
( den suddenly i jz turned to my left...ngam ngam GSL oso turn...den tak sengaja saw dao his goddamned horrible cacat face...n den...i was holding a pen...it fell frm my hands...== GSL was holding her water bottle...it fell down oso...xD )
GSL : WALAO EHH...once c his face den my bottle oso fall!
SizuKa : WALAOPIANGG.........yalorr...so malang niaa...once look at his ugly face den we all 'zhong cheh' (meet bad luck) liao...== macam tengok hantu like dat larr...once c his ugly face den evryting oso kelam kabut jorr...
GSL : yalarr....aihh...he this kinda ppl...duno how to say larr...c his den c malang de...canot say him jorr...
SizuKa : yalorr...== he is da worst guy on earth...if on this earth...oni gt him this guy...I SWEAR...I PREFER TO DIE THAN TO LIVE ON EARTH WIT AN ASSHOLE LIKE HIM!!!
GSL : HAHAHAHAHA!!
SizuKa : i tell u arr...this stupid ALVIN LAM...100% like his mother oni...so damn fukin diao wan...no wordx can describe their goddamn attitude dee larr...xD
GSL : HARRR?? walao ehh...his mom so teruk??
SizuKa : YALARR...i tell u arr...now i finally noe where this stupid chao ah gua get his lousy attitude frm liao larr...frm his mother...(like those ppl say... "diu nia ma"..his mother mmg patut kena diu larr...== born da son so fukin irritating...jz like her....==)
GSL : HAHAHAHA...agree agree...xD
SizuKa : u noe...if i gt chance arr...he ngam ngam was scolding me n ngam ngam was touching me or anything...i will 100% take my golden chance to slap him 99...== if teacher scold me i oso not sked...i can say he 'mencabuli kehormatan seorang perempuan~' MUAHAHAHAHAHA~~~
GSL : o.0??? OH YA HORRR!!! GUD IDEA~~~~ XD


so...it seems like...me n her oso hate dat idiot...xD i wasnt so boring da whole day in sch cz gt someone like her pei me talk bout idiots like him......HAHAHAHAHA~~ aihh...too bad dat stupid idiot no on9...if not...i wanna let him read wat i wanna say bout him larr...eventho he noes i 100% HATE HIM...i still wanna make him irritated~~ blekx~ veri song niaa...make him angri...WAHAHAHAHAHA~
i noe im evil~
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Saturday, October 25, 2008

hi evryone~ din update my blog for 1week jor~ gt miss me marrr~ =P

me so long din on9 cz gt ezam marr...now ezam finally OVER!!! hapi die me~~ MUAHAHAHAHA~ Photobucket aihh..me ezam so cham niaa...nid to sit at dewan...den at dewan jao canot bincang answer...sumore canot talk talk when finish doin da papers...oso canot go toilet so often...boring dou sei....== but den~ gt one gud thing~ my dear dear sit veri veri near me~~ he sit sumwhere behind me oni~ hehehehehe~~ sooooooo gud~ so when i sienxzz jor...den can look at da back n admire his cuteness~~~ Photobucket wahahahaha~~ i jz realized how cute he reli is....=P evrytime oso see him act cool de face...den now get da chance to see his normal cute face... WAHAHAHAHA~~ hapi die me~~ lolxz...canot keep sayin he'z cute...afta he merajuk...xD
well...since i've gt da chance to look at him whenever i want to...i muz appreciate this chance lorr..........cz...aihh...mayb his mom paksa him xfer sch again............ Photobucket aihhhhhhhh...............siong sum sei ngo....y his mom alwyz wan him xfer sch gehhhh....i reli feel like wan go call dat auntie n ask her duwan make her son xfer sch niaa.................== HAHAHA~ aihhh....but den if i reli like dat do...afta she find my mom den lagi die......== aihhhhh....make me cry over n over again....once i thought it was over...den it comes back again.....this suckxz larrr.........== aihhh....so now...all i can do is...PRAY DAT HIS APPLICATION TO XFER TO SMI GAGAL!!! n oso spend as much time as i can wit him n appreciate all my time i can spend wit him......... Photobucket
n evryone reading this...HELP ME PRAY DAT HIS APPLICATION TO SMI WILL GAGAL AGAIN LERRRRRR............................. TT________________TT
aihh...u noe...my mom gt one fwen...she gt 2 children wan...one gurl,13, n one boy,9. i noe dat auntie n her children oso gahh...we met evry sunday in church...sumtimex had lunch 2gthr sumore...dat boy...veri cham...i jz found out dat he gt cancer...n he'z jz 9yr old...SO DAMN YOUNG!! his mom kept crying to my mom...but den...wat to do? now da auntie bring her son go kl for treatment...muz wait until this comin tuesday oni can do check-up...aihh...so cham arr...we'll all nvr noe wat'll hapen afta dat...duno will bcum serious...or will bcum beta...letz all hope dat he'll b ok larr...
so evryone...appreciate da timexz u have...

Thursday, October 09, 2008

wuuuuuu~ ytd my stupid ciplak sch spotcheck niaa...mou tin tin go spotcheck ppl....== da spotcheck DAMN GENG sumore..................==
duno y...mou tin tin those teacher n pengawas sot jor...check dou so damn geng....ok...i tell u da whole story harrr~
first...those ppl say spotcheck...me jao duno y larr..so fong sum...not sked oso...ppl say check pencil box oni worrr...so me ma no dam sum lorr...veri veri fong sum do my homework sumore.........
Photobucket but den...mou tin tin...dat stupid pengawas...go say.."tengok kuku..." walao ehh.....ppl say check pencil box oni den now dat stupid pengawas go check my kuku....== i reli wan tell her..."im not guy larr! where gt kuku!! " Photobucket HAHAHAHA~ but den..me still let dat sei pokkai see my nailz larr...== den let her paksa me write my name....chehhh~ write name oni marrr~ sked wat larrrr~~ btw...im da 2nd person to write my name on da stupid list...HAHAHA~
den...she go say wan check my pocket...stupid...lucky i clever...go hide my sikat liao...go put in my shoe...
Photobucket so when i show her my pocket...kosong punya...got ciplak tisu oni...WAHAHAHAHAHA~~ den afta dat stupid pengawas jao go check nxt person lorr...
den...duno y...those stupid cb pengawas...mou tin tin come back n check me...deng lorrr.....this time...dey lagi geng...duno y...chi ma gan...go say wan check sockz...SHIT!!! my shoe gt my sikat wan marrr!! sumore my sockz damn short wann!!! dengggg....so lehh...i ma take out my shoe lorrr...den jao let them see dao my sikat jor....n oso see dao my sockz jorr....
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den u noe wat happen?? i tell u...da MOST GENG de thing in da world happened....those pokkai pengawas...go ask me take out my sockz...n throw in dat stupid 'lap sap tong'...ask me go throw away my sockz in da rubbish bin???!!!!!!!!! FUUUCCCKKK!!!! kek sei ngo.......== my sikat dey oso ask me go throw....wtf larr...dat time arr...i DAMN FUKIN bu shuang jor....damn fukin angri jorr...xD den i go take da sikat...throw in da stupid tong sampah larrr!! i throw so hard...da sikat oso bounce back out of da tong...== so damn geng.........== den da cb pengawas go take da sikat frm da floor...cz it bounced frm da 'lap sap tong' to da floor jor...== den she sumore so dman fukin LC like dat look at me....dennngggg............== den afta go ask me throw my sockz wit dat LCLY GODDAMNED FACE....CIBAI! stupid asshole...den i ma throw lorrr!! wan me throw marr ryt??!!! FINE! i throw let u see!! i go take out my sockz...i dun care smelly anot...i go throw angrily...sambil throw those sockz sambil diu her...xD walao piang...i tell u..dat time de Goh Yee Shien...DAMN FUKIN SCARY...i now think back..oso sked....HAHAHAHA!!! reli man...i throw so angrily...scold so damn fukin much bad wordxz...RELI RELI DAMN LOTXZ OF BAD WORDXZ....== i scold damn loud sumore...xD dat time da whole class oso can hear me diu her...i diu dou damn loud sumore...da teacher sittin down in front oso diam jorr...xD those stupid pengawas afta take liao my thingxz...den afta come back...n look at me...smilin wit dat cibai face...n den say... " sorry ye~ bukan saya nak punya~ cikgu nak~ bukan saya~ jgn marah larr~ ^^ " DIUUUUU..............................dey go take all my thingxz...den sumore go ask me dun angri....chi sin....u noe...those pengawas...damn stupid larr...when dey catch me da 2nd time...dey again gimme dat stupid paper n ask me write my name on da list...den i go look at dat stupid paper...n den diu them...n scold them loud loud...n say... " SUDAH TULIS LORRR!!! DIUUUU....." xD stupid pengawas laide...i write jor my name wan me write sumore....stupid....xD
n i tell u...my fwen...shien ee...she even more geng...== while i was kena-ing spotcheck da 2nd time by dat stupid pk...another pengawas pulak go check her lorr...den arrr...shien ee duno y larr...SO DAMN GENG! u noe wat she do? LOLXZ!! she arr...gt bring sikat go sch oso marrr....den lehh...ben lai when 1st spotcheck dat time lehh...she put da sikat duno where larr...den no kena lorr...den afta...when 2nd spotcheck again...she see those stupid pengawas check dao so geng...den she fast fast go hide her sikat in her bag niaa...xDD n den...she hide her sikat in her tisu...HAHAHAHA!!! so damn geng larr...she go act like she wanna take sumting frm da bag...n fast fast go put her sikat in da tisu there...so when check her pocket...her pocket ma kosong lorr...xD n when she wanna act dat time...she go take my another fwen de name tag n go show me...n say... " ehhh...this wan ah Foong'z name tag ryt? " n acting sooooooo innocent!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! omfg....u noe....dat time i still so damn blur...n say..."ehh? y u gt gehhh?? " XDXDXD omg...reli laugh die me larr now....xD n u noe...dat stupid blur pengawas din find dao her sikat....xD dat pengawas reli tot she was looking for sumting in da bag...........== SO STUPID..........== HAHA!!
n den afta...when those goddamned pengawas go liao...den me diuuuu until puas liao....den shien ee keep askin me calm down calm down...den afta...me jao calm down jor lorr...dat time...i dam sum how am i gonna comb my hair...cz my sikat taken away by dat pk liao marrr...xD den afta...duno y mou tin tin...me n shien ee chat chat dat time...den afta dat cb pengawas go gimme back my comb wit dat STUPID LCLY FACE.........== jz throw on my table...n den walk away....== me dat time chat dou song song...den mou tin tin saw her ugly face...n saw my beautiful comb...back~~~ HOHOHOHOHOHO~
Photobucket HAPI DIE ME~~~ WAKAKAKAKAKA~~ i think horr...sure she go give da stupid disiplin teacher see my sikat...n den afta sure da teacher say...my sikat is can bring to sch wan...so nid to gimme back~ cz i ask jor my pengawas fwen...she say my comb can bring marr~ wahahahaha~ so dat stupid cb pengawas jao mou min~ malu larr~ jz now so damn fukin LC go take my sikat...now have to gimme back afta lettin me diu 9 7 her...WAHAHAHAHA~~ so her face black black when gimme back my sikat~~ BLEKX~~~~
afta when spotcheck finish jorr...den da teacher yao go out jorr..me n shien ee go out gai gai see wat hapen to other ppl lorr~ yuan lai...many ppl de sockz...oso buang jor....xD laugh die me...so many ppl dou no wear sockz dat time...== duno busuk anot niaa...xD
me n shien ee oso ponteng sains dat day niaa...i was too lazy to go sains...haha...n den shien ee yao no ppl pei in sains niaa...cz Tong din come marr...so she oso folo me ponteng lorr~ n den we go lie say shien ee gt perut sakit...== HAHAHAHA~ n u noe...she acting damn geng wan larr...go ask ppl for minyak angin sumore...xD kuajiong dou sei~~ WAHAHAHA~ geng dou...xD
den when go home dat time...my sista ask me i gt wear sockz anot mou...den i go lie her say gt~ haha~ lucky no one noe my sockz kena buang jor...xD my fwenxz all ask me how im gonna tell my mom my sockz kena buang...wahahaha....i told them...my mom wun noe ge larrr~ cz horr...i wash da clothexz wan marr...so...no one noe ge larr~~ WAHAHAHAHA~ so lehh...me go home veri save...ntg happen~ =]
my sch life ytd so many thing hapen...lolxz...Tong jao gud larr..no go sch ytd...so she damn save...ntg hapen to her...hahaha~

Wednesday, October 01, 2008

hmm...im so free now...i've gt ntg to do~ so lehhh...me jao search da web lorr..find tipz to reduce dark circles......in my wordz...panda eyez.... Photobucket once i type da wordz...'How to reduce dark circles'...soooooooooo many links come out~ Photobucket

nahhh...i noe many of my fwenxz oso gt panda eye wannn....so lehh...me jao copy paste some tip si let u all see lorr~ gt lotxz of tips si gehh...but den...all those other tips si all macam...not ngam us use de...so din copy...copy a few oni.... HERE ARE SOME TIPS SI~

1. GET PLENTY OF SLEEP EVERY NITE.
For one thing, lack of sleep tends to cause the skin to become paler (thus increasing the appearance of darkness under the eyes), and it reduces circulation. It’s also believed that too little time lying down is a cause in itself. Determine how much sleep you need (it’s usually 7-9 hours per night, but varies throughout different people) and try to get that amount regularly for a couple of weeks to see if that helps.Sleep, regular vitamins for those that need them, and good calcium/magnesium support in the form of milk or good mineral supplement restores adrenal function. So if you want to break the cycle and the black circles under your eyes, you've got to reduce your stress, sleep more and take the proper vitamins and minerals to support the adrenal function in general.
[ haiyarr...easy say...slp early jao gao tim larr...write so long pulak...== ]

2. APPLY COOL TEA BAGS, AN ICE CUBE WRAPPED IN SOFT CLOTH, OR CUCUMBER SLICES TO YOUR EYES EVERYDAY.
The tannin in tea bags has been shown to reduce swelling and discoloration, and cucumber slices have long been used to reduce puffiness and refresh the appearance of skin around the eyes. Lie down, preferably in the morning, and leave fresh cucumber slices or cool, damp caffeinated tea bags (you can refrigerate them overnight so they’ll be ready) over your eyes for about 10-15 minutes. Keep your eyes closed.
[ lolxz...nid evryday do...hou ma fan ehh...xD oso duno can work mou lehhh....hahaha... ]

3. TRY TO RELAX THE SPACE.
You can do this by wetting a cotton swab and then freezing it for a little while. Then you should gently wipe under your eyes in the areas where the circles are occurring. When wiping, close your eyes and try not to flinch.
[ do this ying gai hen shu fu de ba...~ ]

4. APPLY AN EYE CREAM CONTAINING VITAMIN K AND RETINOL.
Dark circles may be caused by a deficiency of vitamin K. Regardless of the cause, however, recent research has shown that skin creams containing these two ingredients reduce puffiness and discoloration significantly in many patients. Long-term daily use seems to have the greatest effect.
[ o.0?? da cream so geng?? me oso wanna buy lorrr......... ]

5. AVOID RUBBING YOUR EYES.
The rubbing irritates the skin and can break tiny capillaries beneath the skin, causing both puffiness and discoloration.
[ evryone..no rubbin' ur eyez no more... ]

6. EAT A HEALTHY, BALANCED DIET, TAKE VITAMINS, AND DRINK PLENTY OF WATER.
Dark circles and puffiness are often attributed to lack of vitamin K or inadequate antioxidants. Also, a deficiency in B12 (usually anemia-related) can result in dark circles. Be sure to get plenty of fruits and vegetables—especially cabbage, spinach, and other leafy green vegetables—and take a daily vitamin supplement if necessary. Get adequate fluids to improve circulation.
[ zzz...i evryday oso eat veggiexz larrr....still gt panda eye wann....== ]

7. REDUCE SALT INTAKE.
Excess salt causes the body to retain water in unusual places, and this can result in puffiness under the eyes. Too much salt can also impair your circulation, and cause the blood vessels under the skin to appear bluer.
[ but i lurbe eatin' salty food! ]

8. QUIT SMOKING.
Smoking causes vascular (blood vessel) problems that can not only threaten your life, but also make your blood vessels appear more prominent and bluer beneath the skin.
[ hahahaha...i dun smoke~ ]

9. COVER THE PROBLEM UP WITH COSMETICS.
If all else fails, use a yellow or peach-toned concealer which will camouflage the problem under your eyes. The yellow/peach undertones in the makeup will help cancel out the purple, blue, and brownish colors of your undereye circles. Pink-toned concealers can actually make your circles more noticeable. After applying, set the concealer with a light dusting of translucent powder.
[ YEAHHHH~ MAKEUP RULEXZZ!! me 100% gonna put makeup when im 15+...MWAHAHAHAHA~ ]


so...here are all da tips si ohhh~ if u try le all da tips si liao...den ur eyez yao leng jorr...rmb say thx to me arr...like dat oni gt manners marr... Photobucket