weeeheee~ today went to jusco wit sopo foong n shien ee~~ sooooooo nice to see my sopo foong again~ =D she leng jor luuuu~~ hehehehehe~~ she wear high heels sumore...cheh wahh...so sexy liao...XDDD laugh die me!
den lehh...shien ee jao...perm her hair zigzag dee~~ SOOO NICE! so much more yeng than last time punya hair....hahahahaha! when i saw her...i was like... WAH! 0.0 LOL!
hmmm...i reli missed my sopo foong...but baby...i missed u even more! (>.<)
today we damn sot lerr...go take picha until...(=.=)...in fitting room take pichax...den afta take dao damn shuang...duno y mou tin tin...duno hu's butt...so big....den go push da door open liao...SO FISH! ishhh...lucky nobody see.... but den...it was fun! hahahahaha~~ so funny lerr...sopo foong keep saying y we go make until ppl's place so luan jor~~ HAHAHAHAA~ laugh die me larrr!
den afta we pulak go upstairs wan...da capcom there...go take pichax...xD TAKE UNTIL SOOOOO SHUANG~~ den duno y...suddenly....(=.=) gt one damn scary gurl...face black black...eyes damn ngok sei...yong oso yongsui...suddenly come scold us...scold us take picha there... her face...so ngok n scary... like this monkey... ---> den we take dao so shuang...den suddenly let her scold...fast fast run away...xD haiyarr! she kacau oni wan lorr....we all take pichax all bai pose si bai dou so leng...den she pulak come kacau...ishhh! kek sei yan geh lorr....(>.<)
but den again...we all go take picha using hp n not using dat camera thing...so she scold us...is we all bersalah niaa.....ISHHH! so...we canot scold her bak...nid to run away....HAHAHA~
hmmm...today damn lucky lerr...when go jusco dat time...dat imax duno gt wat special...play one game...den afta...if win...can choose one on9 game de cd installer thingy...den i win dee...den i gt to choose~~~ hehehehehe~~ i chose highstreet5 : Kung Fu Dance~ weeeeee~ so hapi~ xD da game so easy...hahahaha! den win jor~ xD so gud...MUAHAHAHAHAHA~
hmm...today was nice~ had a great time~ but den..i sick dee... =[ gt cough+flu...aihhh...my voice now...so ugly...aihhh~ dun k larr...sick jao sick larr! LOL~ duno baby sum tong anot...xD
now i cant wait for sch to reopen~ can see him le~ hehehehe~ miss ya baby! =D

fuuuuhhhh....finally...gt time to blog again~ me din update my blog for quite some time horr~ cz i was not in ipoh niaa...so not in ipoh...no comp...canot on9...canot update blog lorr~ so cham~ xD hmm...i went to kl...den went to genting...den came bak to kl...until afta xmas...den oni come bak ipoh~ xD away frm my dear ipoh hse for 1week+...fuuuhhh...so tired...when finally reach my beautiful room...straight away go slp on my bed bed~~~ sooooo nice to slp!! wahh...once slp le...slp until few hrs liao oni wake up...(=.=) imagine...me sooooo many nitex...slp not well...once come bak home...slp like pig jor...HAHAHAHA~~ slp not well cz in genting...too damn cold...sumore same room wit my whole family...means same room wit my dad too...n my dad...slpin dat time...snore until...whole earth oso can shake...(=.=) so me whole nite...canot slp oso...like din slp at all...yamgong douuuuu....(=.=) den in kl lehh...duno y so ngam...i slp da side of da bed...is veriii hot wan...fan nvr blow dou dat part...whole nite when slp oso keep sweatin...(=.=) kek sei yan...~
i oso spent my xmas in kl...so ppl...dun get angri if i didnt get to wish u merry xmas on xmas day ohh...cz dat time in kl...cant wish u all... =[
hmmm...but den horr...celebrate xmas in kl...is not bad niaa...cz u noe y? i tell u...in kl...ALL SHOPPING MALLS OSO SALE SALE SALE!!! wahhh...reli arr...see until...eyes oso blur lorr! once reach shopping mall...i bcum like this.. >> cz ALL oso SALE! SALE! SALE! OMG....u noe me larrr....so damn like buy thingx wan...see until...zhin zia si beh tahan niaaaa!!!! lucky...i found some VERI cheap shops~ den at least...gt to buy some new clothex~~ weeeee~~~~ so hapiii~ but den...my mom say those clothex for new year...canot buy sumore jorr...haihhh! nvm larr...i puas liao~ HOHOHOHO~ n den horr~~ in kl arr...those shopping mall...all deco until SO DAMN NICEEEEE! not like ipoh...== ipoh deco all oso...abit abit jek...not hou gan yu leng jek...but in kl...FUYOH! all da trees...ALL BIG BIG! ALL NICE NICE! ALL COLOURFUL COLOURFUL! walaopianggg.....see until... (@.@)
kl mmg kl lerr...all sale...all deco til so nice...wahh...i reli ntg say le lorr...xDD
in kl...EVERY SINGLE SHOPPING MALL oso deco dao sooooo nice...like gt competition like dat...like in USA those ppl veri like xmas...den deco dao nice nice like dat...wahh...nice until...hohohohoho~~~ i gt take two pichax of da deco oni....xD oni gua ju shopping din take pichax for u all see~~ paisehh~~ =P
baby...i gt gua ju lei when im bz shoppin oso larr k? HAHAHAHA!
n horr n horr...in one of da shopping mall in kl dat i went...call Ikano Power Centre...[i duno y da name so funny..==] when shopping shopping dat time...dey gt performance niaa...den horr~ gt one group of gurlx~ dance hiphop~ SOOOO NICEEE~~~ hohohoohohoho~~~ den when finish le den of cz we all teenagerx sure like...shout abit to show support de marr ryt? den i ma like..scream abit lorr...den evryone look at me...== so zhadou.....== den gt one uncle stand in front of me...fasta run away...HAHAHA! mayb i scream too loud le den he sked jorr....(=.=) old ppl mmg old ppl...we scream to show support marr...if not those dancerx...sure feel like dey dance no nice...xD aihh...see dey dance so nice i oso feel like wanna learn how to dance hip hop jor....
wateva larr~ nahh~ i let u all see da two pichax i took while in kl shopping malls... =]

here's one part of da deco in Spring. this shopping mall...not for us poor ppl go wan...dey here sell evrything oso damn expensive...one shirt...at least RM70++...so i go there see see deco oni...but da food court de food veri nice to eat niaa~~ =P

nahh...here's da nicest part of xmas deco in Ikano Power Centre. dey reli make dou hou leng niaa i feel...alot ppl take pichax here~ cute ryt? (^.^) da thingx dey sell here not too expensive...okok niaa...alwyz gt sale...so no nid worry~~ =P

hmm...me now having a lil sore throat...aihh...eat too much junk food jor...not gud for me...now gonna sick jor... eat too much le~ now i feel i like becoming fatter jor... (0_0) cz horr...i wear my shorts...last time wear okok wan...now mayb tummy fat jor...(=.=) when wear dat shorts...like veri tight like dat...den zip like alwyz gonna open like dat...ishhh...dun k larr...fat jor oso gud wan...i so thin....HAHAHAHAHAHAHA~~~

newayx...merry belated xmas to EVERYONE! =]

10 THINGS LOSERS DO ON FRIENDSTER.

saw this bulletin in friendster~ now veri free mou yeh jou...so go on post for fun~ =P



ONE:
Stop posting multiple bulletins! People would read your bulletin if they really want to! Or even stop saying, "READ ME", like I said, people would read it if they want to.

TWO:
To the people who have like 1,000 friends, are you serious? You dont know half the people! You're stupid. Go play in traffic. [ ehh...like me....== ]

THREE:
Don't ever post pictures and say "OMG, I'm so ugly" "OMG, I'm so fat" because if you were, you wouldn't post them.And if u do ur a f*cking idiot.

FOUR:
Nobody cares about threats over the internet. Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard. Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics; even if you win, you're still retarded.

FIVE:
Quit crying because you're not on someones featured friends. Who cares? IT'S THEIR PROFILE! NOT YOURS!

SIX:
Who really cares if I don't accept youas a friend? MOVE ON! Don't send me another request or message asking "What's up with you not adding me?" I don't want you as a friend, that's what's up dumbass!

SEVEN:
6th graders who have Friendster and look like sluts, and act like whores go somewhere else because nobody wants you here.

EIGHT:
If you have decided to read this, you are a true Friendster Friend. Real friends read their bulletins.

NINE:
I say you go and pass this on and maybe it will finally get through people's brains.

TEN:
And if you open a bulletin and it sayssomething like " Repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog tonight, or "some dead skinless girl is gonna rape your mom "QUIT BEING A DUMB A$S!!This is a test to see how many people
in your friends list actually pay attention to you.

weeee~ finally back frm Penang~~ i went to Penang for youth camp niaa~ go there for 3dayx,2nitex. hehehehehe~~ so nice....a few dayx without my parentx! free to do anything i wanna do~~ hahahahahahaha! in penang hou song arr~ gt my mummiee zaii pei~ gt my sor dou dei pei~ gt sohpo shawnee pei~ sumore gt to noe a few new ppl oso ehh~ soooo nice! evry nite oso slp at 2am+++....wuuuuwuuuu...now my panda eye....SOOOO HORRIBLE! lolxz~ mou lei hui larr~ he'll still lurbe me eventho my panda eye geng geng jor~ ryt? =P
da camp was fun~ too bad not enuf time shoppin lerr....hahahaha! but den nvm~ me go back folo my parentx...so my parentx bring me go QUEENSBAY MALL shopping~~~ MUAHAHAHAHAHHAA!!!! i tell u....QUEENSBAY MALL IS NICER THAN GURNEY PLAZA!!!!! wahahahahahahahaha~~ all those dat went for youth camp...folo bus balik all those ppl arr~ kesian u all lerr~~ all no chance to go queensbay mall~~~ WAKAKAKAKAKA! i went to queensbay mall there...buy jor 2 new baju n one new shortx n one new belt~~ hapi die me~~~~~~ HOHOHOHOHOHOHO~ dun get jealous ppl~ XD
k...back to da camp story...LOL! we all veri kesian gerrr....nid wake up at 7am...SOOO EARLY! den at nite we all alwyz slp late cz all talk until duno how to slp...XD we go penang there oso sure gt go beach gehh lorr~ WAHAHAHA~ da beach hou song lerr! but den gt jellyfish wan...so nid becareful....haihxzz...kesian me.....when play game dat time my whole group ask me jadi da ppl dat kena be buried under da sand wan...fuuyoohh...my whole group arr...put da sand sooo tight...almost canot breathe....==
but i veri song...XD gt umbrella cover...wear sunglasses sumore...den man man lie down n slp~ let them gao tim for me~ HAHAHAHAHA! afta play jor my whole body oso sand...== outside 100% sand...inside oso 100% sand....== go jump in da sea oso still gt sand...yamgong douuu.....HAHA! sumore arr...soooo many ppl keep pushing me into da sea....== i stand up...kena push again...stand up again...push me down again....FUUYOOHHH....mmg ganas.....== da sea water...SALTY DOU SEI! *vomit*....i play in da sea so much until now my skin dou dry dry dei jor... TT_____TT
nvm larr...slowly will ok ge guaa....? LOLXZ!
during this camp trip....i still miss u larr baby... i was wishin u were there wit me... (>.<)
i miss u. did u miss me? =P


* Samuel Lopez...u wouldnt tell my mom i hv a bf...would u??

WOOOOHHHOOOOOOO!!!! today damnnnnn sonngggg~~ go to YMCA hiphop xmas parrtaayy~ go wit my dar dar yoke wai...shien ee n andrea~ mummiee zaii megan...sohpo angie n sakai jillian saw oso gt go~~ hehehehehe~ my sista oso gt go....lol.... so shuang man~ those ppl dance dou DAMN LENG!!! leng dou mou dak deng....wahhh...i scream until voice oso gonna no more jorr......HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
this is da first time me go to this kinda party niaaa....WAHAHAHAHAHA~ nxt time if gt this kinda party muz go again lerr...soooo yeng niaa! dey gt hiphop performance by Joel Tan n his team...all frm KL de...purposely come to ipoh to perform for us~~~ WOOOOOHHHOOOOOO!!!!
but den arr...duno y da ppl in YMCA party dat time...so few ppl scream like me gehh....make me look like sohpo like dat.....== but dun k larrr....i song marr can lorrr~~ we scream to give them support!! * SCREAMMMM!!!*
Joel Tan n his team of dancers all oso damn pro lorr...all oso train until damn geng liao de....geng douuuu.......i see my eyes oso pop out....see them dance oso feel like wanna cincai dance along~ XD but duno y no ppl dance gehh.....xD so i oso no dance~
afta when gonna wan balik dat time jao reli geng lorr...all go sendiri perform their own pro dance moves...hu gt join da party de oso can go dance...all go breakdancing on da floor....=D reli like in bintang walk those street dance...LOL~ so yeng niaa....hahahahhahaha~ but i din dance....cz i tak tau.....wuuuuuuuu~
but den....eventho almoz ALL da ppl gt dance on da dance floor de oso damn geng de...gt one fat fella....== so fat oso wan show off.....veli zhadou........he dance dance dance dat time...== his fats all bounce bounce....boink boink............== see dou oso wanna vomit die...........==
sumore keep dance geh worr...nvr stop gehh...== aihh....no eye see....XD
sohpo Angie de gor oso gt dance...he gt learn de niaa....so he go dance~ so geng....but den din breakdance pulak....cz da floor veri smooth...veri easy slip....dat pro Joel Tan dou almoz slip niaa....lol....so dangerous~
hmmmm.....before go back dat time i go take picha wit Joel Tan n da gang~~~ weeeeee~~~~ Joel Tan de face like baby face larr.....xD in picha not so like larr...but in real life....reli damn look like baby face....xD cute cute dei.....HAHAHAHAHA! but den duno he how old...== n he damn tall...when he dance on stage dat time...he so damn tall until if he jump he sure can touch da ceiling jor....== at first i thought da ceiling short...yuan lai he sooooo tall.....xD
ok....so here are da pichax!! =D

sohpo Angie,mummiee zaii Megan,me....n Joel Tan~my face kena block jor...x
D

mummiee zaii,me,Joel,Angie~ this wan edited jor...cz take dao too yongsui...so u wun see our face clearly except Joel's face...XD

Joel n his team of pro dancers!!!da 3 sohpo down there no nid notice larr...notice da dancers enuf jor...we 3 look too ugly...==

Zakaria,Joel Tan n dat gurl duno wat name jor...i think itz Sandra...? 0.0

Zakaria VERI PRO in breakdancing...MOST PRO in dat group...he can use his head n turn as many rounds as he wants....SO GENG! he oso veri fwenly~ =P

Jillian Saw,me,Joel,Angie~ all of us look so yongsui except Joel...all his picha oso he take dou so leng de...== jealous sei....xD

tada~~~~ so now u see ALL da pichax we take jor lorr horr~ hahaha...we din take much niaa....cz Joel dey al not veri free go take picha wan....xD we go kacau them oni.... did u notice dat Joel smiles da SAME way in ALL of his pichax?? HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! all oso look so baby face.....xD veri paiseh i no videos for u all see niaa...i no hp....my fwen gt record larr...but den...i duno how to put in da comp newayx~ xD

well~ Joel gt alot of dance studios de...call Urban Groove...he n his team are dance instructors~ teach hiphop dancing~ URBAN GROOVE's blog is linked too~ u can see see their blog for updates n all dat larr~ =]

WEEEEEEHHHHEEEEEEE~~~~~~~ 2day so song niaa~ go swimming~~ lalalalalalala~ sooooo niceeeee!!! so damn fukin long din swim dee~ den finally! reach da swimming pool~ i straight jump into da water~ *SPLASHHHHHHH!!! * hahahahahahahahaha~
so nice man~~~ for YEARSSSS i din swim~ finally can swim~~ weeeeee~ once jump in water liao soooo song~~
almost forgot how it feels to swim liao niaa~ today finally get to feel da feeling of being in da water again~~ hehehehehehe~
aihh...but so malang...when swim harr swim harr...den gt one stupid uncle...duno y da hell so diao wan...swimming nvr see ppl...simply langgar ppl wan....IDIOT! hu oso langgar....kids yao langgar...auntie yao langgar...gurl gurl yao langgar...hu oso langgar...stupid wan...ME OSO HE LANGGAR! SEI HAMSAP LOUU....XIONG BOK MONG HAI MAI!!! cibai! he almost kena my breast....bin tai! i fasta swim away niaaa...ALMOST KENA! ISHHHHH....let this ugly idiotic uncle kena my breast mehh! so rugi...CHOIIII! let my dear dear kena oso not so rugi.............== stupid idiot...think he damn lengzaii mehh...simply kena ppl....sumore swim damn slow....I OSO CAN WIN HIM LARRR! oso duno he swim so slow izit cz wan bok mong...ham ga chan!! stupid fella...think he damn yeng...swim lai swim qu...stupid....... den evrytime he swim pass me i oso scold him...he in water canot hear marrr~ so i scold out~ but not damn loud larr...soft soft jek...too angri jor...sei hamsap lou...hu oso langgar...cibai lang...san choi yao ugly dou sei...face yao see oso wan vomit die...swim yao swim dou so yongsui...slow until one 100 yr old grandfatha oso can win u larr....ISHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
damn angri nia me when he almost kena me....look like this angri monkey.. ---> HAHAHAHAHAHAA~ now think bak oso bo song...lim beh arrr!
aihh...dun k larr...fong hoi hui larr...some ppl are jz born to be so stupid like him...(=.=) ..at least i get to swim........
ryt? hahahahaha...


I.Love.You!
I.Miss.You!
I.Want.You!
I.Need.You!

WOOOOHOOOO~ my piano ezam OVER luuuuu~~~~ HAPI DIE MEEEEEE~~~ now all da stress no more luuuu~ hahahahahaha~
aihh...now hapi oni...when result come out...== can die.....aihh...play until sooooo cha.............aihhhh......hope can get gud results lerrrr.... veri veri sked lerrr!! lucky da ezaminer de face not so scary....== if not i lagi sked...den if i more sked den i play dou more cha....xD
now veri free luuu~ evryday oso can relax liao...last time still nid stress bout piano ezam...hahahahaha! o ya...wanna say thx to those ppl dat wished me gud luck for my piano ezam~~ especially sorpoh tara~ ^^Y thx sooo much ya! muakxz!
feel like wanna go swimming err... sooooo long din go swimming jor...duno when oni can go swimming~ =D actually ytd can go gehh...but den yao raining jor...so canot swim... =[ i miss swimming larrr! ytd sooooo damn fukin stress den yao canot swim...haih...kek sei ngo...duno y niaa...ytd stress dat time feel like wanna go swimming...feel like swim jor den can less stress~ but den now oso no nid k larr~ now dou over ezam liao~ NO MORE STRESS~~ weeee~ =D
but i still feel like swimming....xD
~xoxo~

HAM SAP JOKES~

hehe~ my daddiee zaii sent me one email...hamsap joke~ xD bian tai de niaa~ HAHAHAHA~
now ntg to do so go post in my blog let u all read~ hmm...some of da jokes...muz veri high IQ in ham yeh oni can und ge larr~ if u dun und means ur hamsap IQ not high enuf~~ blekx~~ =P
here dey are.....ENJOY~



(1) Newly wed girl told mom her husband is still a virgin.
Mom asked 'How do you know?'
Girl replied 'Last night when we made love, his cock was still in plastic cover.'

(2) Bangladesh Worker: 'Sir, me no come to work, me sick.'
Boss: ' When I am sick, I have sex with my wife - try it.'
2 hours later Bangladesh Worker: 'Boss! It worked! Me ok now. You got nice house.'

(3) After sex, Thai girl kept fondling man's cock.
Man asked: 'Why? Want to have sex again?'
Thai Girl replied: 'No lah, just admiring your cock. I used to have one before.'

(4) Women's lives are hard. Morning wash clothes. Noon hang clothes.Evening keep clothes. Nite iron clothes.Midnight take off clothes. After midnight find clothes.

(5) To make it straight she pulls it. To make it stand she rubs it.To make it stiff she licks it. To let it in she pushes it. True?
Threading a needle is not easy.

(6) Priest lost his chicken and asked during mass:
'Anyone got a cock?' All men rose.
'I meant anyone seen a cock?' All women rose.
'I mean anyone seen my cock?' All nuns rose.

(7) A Sad story. A woman's husband died & she had him cremated.
She then blew his ashes into the ocean and said
'Sweetheart, this is my last blowjob for you.'

(8) Girl: 'Mom what is a penis?'
Mom: 'When you become a good girl you will get one.'
Girl: 'But mom what if I am not a good girl?'
Mom: 'Then you will get many!'

(9) A lawyer who was confused in his mathematics asked his secretary:
'If I give you $3 million less 17.5%, how much would you take off?'
Secretary: 'Everything sir! Dress, Bra and Panties.'

(10) Schoolgirl: 'I do not want to take the sex Education class.'
Teacher: 'Why?'
Schoolgirl: 'Someone told me that the final exam will be Oral.'

(11) Two sperms talking on mobile.
Ist: 'I'm somewhere between the fallopian tube and uterus. Are you close by?'
2nd: 'No boy, I am taking a different route. I am just crossing the tonsils.'

12) Scientists have discovered that the lightest thing in the world is a PENIS. This is because it can be lifted up even by a simple thought.


MUAHAHAHAHA~

fuuuuhhhh~ VBS finally finish luuu~ now veri veri free jor~ no nid wake up at 7am in da morning liao luuu~ cz those those past few days oso help out at VBS so nid wake up soooo early...aihh~ my panda eye dou geng jor lorr...xD
now at home alwyz sien sien~ lalalala~ alwyz ntg to do...evryday oso slp slp slp~ aftanoon slp so much...den nite pulak canot slp...aihh~
hmmm~ when help out at VBS dat time veri song niaa~ cz can jaga those little children~~ weeeeee~~~~ all those children all cute cute gerrrr!! =D
oni those standard 5-6 those damn kek sei yan......== those standard 1-4 all oso veri veri cute~ den yao veri veri guai wan~ alwyz listen to me wan~ no deng zui wit me sumore~~ hohohoohoho~~~ sooooo guaiiii~~ all oso dei sek! =P
at VBS dat time...i gt to noe one CUTEEEEE gurl~~ she damnnnn cute wan errrr~~ veri lengluii sumore~ but den she 6 yr old oni...so no nid dream kao her....~
she veri veri cute ge lorr~~ see her so cute...aihh...make me even more wanna have baby...== LOL~~ she veri nice to hug sumore~~ xD sumore she sooooo gud gurl wan...ytd all VBS helpers n teachers gt go makan 2gthr marr~ so i oso gt go lorr...den this cute gurl...her name is Ashley,btw...oso gt go cz her mom gt help marr...den she folo lorr~ den when all wanna go home liao...den i go ask her go kiss me den she reli go kiss! WAHAHAHAHAHA~~ sooooo guaiiii!!!
dun wori larr...kiss face oni...no kiss lips... afta dear dear jealous~ blekx~~ =P
ytd in church dat time go take picha wit cute cute Ashley~~

mayb in this picha she dun look as cute as i describe her larr...but trust me...SHE IS DAMNNN CUTEEEEE!!!! =D even my mummiee zaii lurbe her~ xD

tada~ qq Ashley~ she's cute ryt~ =] see her oso sayang her liao~ xD aihh...no eye see my panda eye... T__T

*yawn*~ now almost 1am luuu~ nid to go slp slp liao luu~ not yet slpy larr...sei mou....HAHAHAHA~ nitexzz evryone~ =]